Birthday Sex

1. Jakey always gets very excited when he sees us on the trampoline, he runs into Will's room to watch us. 

2. Georgia looks about Will's age here but I thought it was cute :)

3 + 4. Kincoppal fair, Abbys fucking beast of a cupcake.

5. FUCK YEAH MY TINKERBELL CUPCAKE

6. Sneaky Sound System just happened to show up at the fair and perform..... ok. 

Glitter Freeze

1. I love Holly's dad so much, Oh Scott. This is his interpretation of a letter explaining why Holly couldn't do her homework.

2. Coote lil Budgie, kept fucking running away whenever I took a picture though.

3. GOD SHE IS AMAZING COMPARED TO MY PIECE OF CRAP

4. lol fucked it up.

5. IS THIS JESUS OR WHAT

5. louise's birthday dinner, twas pretty cute.

Leaving

I HATE EVERY LIVING BREATHING SPECIMEN ON THIS PLANET.
YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW.
I HATE ALL OF YOU.
EXCEPT GOOD PEOPLE, LIKE MOTHER TERESA, OR ALEX TURNER
BUT THE REST OF YOU, GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

No one loves me & Neither do I

HOLIDAYS ARE OVER
woke up this morning seriously considering suicide so I didn't have to go back, but when I got there it was quite lovely. Had a lovely chat with the beautiful Bissy in the morning and re kindled with everyone, so that was really nice. I'm still pretty sad that the holidays are over though, I had a wonderful time. Highlights would probably be My love Sammys little movie night, City with Bissy and Phoebe, any day at balmoral with the gang, my incredible sleepover with Jacqueef, and saturday and sunday night. ;)

1. Sammys Movie Night, everyone went in their pjamas but I decided to jazz it up a little with the Harry Potter merch lyk a boss, Hol on the toilet in da background.

2. Instead of saying gobbie we now say Gooby, so it's pretty lol worthy

3. As you all know, I am currently OBSESSED with Sherlock, so I've decided to check the books out too! I do realise they're nothing like the new series but I do love to read so nothing can go wrong!

4. Guess who this dead woman is? MY DRAMA TEACHER, what a lol! She's some crazy bitch in a movie called The Clinic, so I get to watch her say "whore" "stupid retard" and "fuck."BUT THE BEST PART WITHOUT A DOUBT is watching the victim kill her and cut her stomach open, oh Miss A...

5. Gigglegigglegigglegigglegiggle YEAH

6. My adorable friend Nathan dancing on the Nickeoldeon Kid's Choice Awards for 2011!! I realise the shit quality but I did take a picture of the tv...

7. Holly, that retard, jumped a fence crashing a party and this is the worst of the numerous scratches she has all over her legs.

8. I'm just in love with that little italian takeaway pizza shop, they have amazing gelatos and WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT NUTELLA?!!? All the people that work there are young italian boys so I'm considering putting in a resume ;)

9. HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HOLLYS ARTWORK!!! IT IS JESUS!!! I honestly think that she should consider art as a career!

10. FUCK THIS IS FUNNY, WHENEVER I READ IT I FALL ONTO THE FLOOR

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

11. Phoebe my love. This girl is honestly the bubbliest funniest girl I know. 

12. Ellie (below) just celebrated her birthday, so we took some cute picture's because we're gay, but at least we can admit it!

I miss you

Because I'm in an incredibly odd mood, and I just mentioned something that turned me on
I have decided to make my list of things I find soooo attractive in a guy

1. Good music taste
2. Pokes fun at people
3. If he can play any musical instrument well
4. British sense of humor
5. Eye Sex
6. Touchy Feely
7. Protective
8. Lip biting
9. ENGLISH OR EUROPEAN ACCENT
10. Reads
11. Watches Sherlock
12. ABZ
13. Able to have a conversation over an hour with no awkward pauses
14. Intellectual
15. Modest
16. Singing
17. The ability play any radiohead and what have you song on piano or guitar
18. WINKING
19. I've already said it but EYE SEX IS THE HOTTEST THING ALIVE

and I think that's about it...

I.O.U [Alternative Version]

Listening to Sleep by My Chemical Romance right now, I actually miss listening to them so much. They're all mainstream and gay now, but holy shit- Welcome to the Black Parade is possibly one of my favourite album's of all time. It is just sooooooooooooooo goood! I hate when I love something this much because I simply cannot find words to describe my love for their album, and if I was saying this in person this description would usually be accompanied by a lot of hand gestures and some odd grunting noise. Pretty primitive, I know, how did I get an A in English?

"If you sayy, goodbyee todayiyayyyy
I'd ask you to be truue
'Cause the hardest part of this, Is leaving youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"-Cancer

AND DID YOU KNOW That the album is a story?! Like, backwards or something? If we're going backwards it's this:
Blood (hidden track so I'm not sure if it counts...)
Famous Last Words
Disenchanted
Teenagers
Sleep
Mama
Cancer
House of Wolves
I Don't Love You
Welcome to the Black Parade
The Sharpest Lives
This is how I Disappear
Dead!
The End

Hm..... not sure I get it either, but I'm getting the general gist... I suppose it's a story....
I LOVE PEOPLE THAT LOVE MUSIC AS MUCH AS ME
THE BIGGEST TURN ON OF MY LIFE I SWEAR

Viva La Vida

I had the absolute worst dream of my life last night, I'm actually emotionally shaken from it....
My sister and I both got chosen from to be in the Hunger Games, and we knew that one of us would have to die. Mad Eye Moody was in it too, and we were Allies, and I ended up having to sever the alliance so we didn't end up killing each other, and then suddenly I ended up at my house, sitting on my floor, and I'd asked my sister to kill me because she had a chance of winning but I didn't, and I didn't want anyone giving me a slow painful death. My Mum and Dad came in and just hugged me and I was telling them ow much I loved them and oh my god I'm crying again just thinking about it! And I was just huddled in between them and I just yelled do it now and my sister killed me, and I woke up hyperventilating in a pool of tears.
The rest of my night consisted of me dreaming about the people I love (Mum, Dad, Georgia, Abby, Will, Jake, Holly, Bissy, Izzy, Bea) all dying and what I'd say at their funeral. So I woke up very incredibly distressed and had massively puffy eyes....

Paranoid Android

havin a swell time with mah biffle Izzy McKinlay, she's pretty hot actually.... take a look for yourself?

New star in the sky

watching Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging, oh god this movie is jesus. Not that normal 14  year old girls act like that but AARON JOHNSON OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHHHOHHOHOHOOHO FUCK ME.
such a funny moviee <3

Mercury

Don't screw this up